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brainsmasher 2012-05-22 13:04:34

Oh my God!

This is the most reprehensible movie I have ever seen; and I have watched many X-rated movies.Is it funny? Yeah. Did I laugh out loud? Yeah. Did I fall asleep several times during the movie? Yeah. Do I ever want to see anything remotely similar? No.

thekyles99 2012-05-22 08:54:51

The crap is literally flying in this instalment!

I tell ya these dudes keep upping their game with each and everyinstalment!! Loads of brand new pranks, stunts and loads of crap flyingeverywhere and this by the way is no pun! It would've been however muchbetter if i caught the 3d version but oh well i still enjoyed it. Man!I swear these dudes could make a 4 hr movie seem like 5 mins as timeflew by and was actually saddened when the end credits appeared.Steve-o does a really nasty stunt involving two bungee cords attachedto a loaded outhouse and I mean loaded. I wont share anything else butif you are a fan of the series this is a definite must! I say onceagain way to go Jackass crew!

2012-05-19 14:53:20

Movie Is great but

This review is from: Jackass 3 (Two-Disc Unrated and Theatrical Edition w/ Anaglyph 3D) (DVD) I bought this movie thinking it was a true 3D movie. Instead it comes with the stupid paper glasses with the red and blue lenses. Bought the movie on 3D on demand and watched it on my #D tv with the real glasses. The movie is hilarious, I just wish they put it out in true 2011 #D not the 1950s version.

2012-05-19 01:28:47

AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This review is from: Jackass 3 (Single-Disc DVD) (DVD) No one listen to the ratings below a 4 star. this movie will make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants. (experience). You'll never wanna put pause because it's laughing histarical one time after the other. BUY THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

khan2705 2012-05-17 21:01:48

INSANELY idiotic and hysterically stupid movie ever... eewww

oh my GOD . this movie is seriously the most idiotic and in*ane movieever. how the hell they do all that sh*t man seriously, Gross, Crude,Appalling, Dangerous.and Hysterical. It's gleefully immature. It revelsin destruction. And it made me laugh a lot, like it always does. Diehard fans of this series would love it and give it 4 or 5 stars, as iam watching it for the first time i would just rate it for making melaugh, entertain and insanely amazing me thats it. The more ridiculousand senseless stunts in Jackass have always drawn more interest on myend in comparison to the more crude bits involving bodily fluids. WhileJackass 3D does have the honor of not only being the only film but theonly film presented in 3D that features a bungee outhouse and a mandrinking the sweat of another man, it's things like Electric Avenuewhich features stun guns attached to strings and a spinning cattleprod, Bam's version of the Rocky films, and the Wee Man segment in thebar that features other midgets that are the real high points of thefilm. seriously THE MOST IN*ANE MOVIE EVER.

Mr Ben 2012-05-17 16:23:23

A lack of ideas but still funny in places - 67%

In case you're wondering whether 3D movies are here to stay, you mightwant to consider this which is arguably the most useless use for thetechnology we've seen so far (and I'm including "The Last Airbender" inthat thought). The chances are that by the end of the decade, 3D willbe dead and buried until the next time the fad comes around. For me,it's little more than a gimmick that they charge you more for andhonestly, I can't imagine it improving the majority of movies anyway.Take this film - how much gnarlier would it really feel if you feltlike you were being covering in various disgusting liquids in the sameway these guys are? In case you're wondering what the hell all this is about, allow me tointroduce you to the Jackass crew (Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, WeeMan, a newly sober Steve O, Ehren McGhehey, Dave England, ChrisPontius, Preston Lacy and the late Ryan Dunn) who like nothing morethan indulging in a wide variety of crude, sick and disgusting stunts.But this time, they are letting 3D cameras record the results whichusually involve someone puking, getting covered in faeces or urinatedon. If you're a fan then this will be right up your street but if not,this won't do anything to convert you.The trouble with "Jackass 3D" is that it doesn't really offer anythingdifferent to the others, besides the 3D effects. The other issue isthat it's extremely inconsistent - sometimes, it's frankly hilarioussuch as Ehren trying to pin a tail on a real donkey (blindfolded) butothers, such as the Pee Cam sequences, don't really work. And thisissue seems to plague this entry in the series more than others becausesome of the skits feel very familiar. The Old Man make-up gets yetanother outing and pranking Bam's parents also makes anotherappearance. It gives the film a sense that they were running out ofideas and just decided to revisit old material but in 3D. It feels lazyand half-hearted, as most jokes do the more you hear them.I was actually looking forward to this, even though I wasn't going tobother with the 3D side of things (as I never do). While it wasn't adisappointment, it did exactly what I thought it would do - churn mystomach occasionally, make me laugh occasionally and make me a littlegrossed out occasionally. It's childish, stupid and everything a fan of"Jackass" could ask for - assuming you still have the appetite for thissort of nonsense. Personally, I'd have liked a few new ideas from theboys and less reliance on old gimmicks such as Pontius's penis andPreston's wobbly bits. It feels time to close this particular chapterof light entertainment, especially after Dunn's tragic demise but partof me wished it would have been far funnier which would have been amore fitting epitaph.

Jerique 2012-05-13 12:59:11

Outrageous!

In 2009, the 3D gimmick came to pass. It started a line of movies thatwould start adopting the elements of "things that fly at you." After alarge number of disappointing "3D" films such as Alice In Wonderland,Toy Avatar, and Saw 3D (to name a few), Jackass 3D uses the 3D elementto perfection for the first time since the origin.Jackass 3D completely throws feces, sex objects and other things at thecamera and really make you throw your hands up or cringe in disgust.But, leave out the 3D elements and this movie is still rocking withawesome! Jackass stuntmen went all out with this one, not only withdaringly wild stunts like "high-five!" and "port-a-potty bungee jump"but made it outrageously hilarious with things like Wee-Man's barscene. There's not a dull moment. If the producers, writers andstuntmen are up for it, I'm very excited for a FOURTH Jackass film.If you enjoyed the first 2 films, I guarantee that you will like—perhaps even love— this one just as much. It's a definite"don't-miss-it" film of the year. It falls into the category of matureaudiences...but anyone old enough, shouldn't miss it on the big screen.

2012-05-12 20:40:11

Loved Jackass 3D, Really disappointed with the blu-ray.

This review is from: Jackass 3 (Two-Disc Anaglyph 3D DVD / Blu-ray Combo + Digital Copy) (Blu-ray) First of all, I loved the movie in theaters and was anxiously waiting for the blu-ray release. While the movie is still funny, there are several aspects of this blu-ray/dvd release that I'm really disappointed with.As others have mentioned, and was disappointingly clear in Amazon's description the 3D is an older style on the DVD version only. There is no high def blu-ray 3D included in this release. So far there have been no announcements on a proper blu-ray 3D release. The master audio sounded great but they used a really high compression on the video. Any time there is a lot of movement or action on the screen the video tears and pixelates horribly. One of the worst was when Preston was running towards the swimming pool. The screen tore across the top and there was a fuzzy pixelated blob around Preston as he was running. There were several other points in the film where the picture quality degraded into a fuzzy mess. I watched both the directors cut and the regular version. The directors cut was 5 minutes longer, but it wasn't obvious to me what was in the 5 extra minutes. I have to wonder if a Jackass movie really needs a directors cut version. I would have much rather they left it out and increased the video quality. The extra features also didn't do much for me. While there were a few gags and stunts that weren't in the movie, for the most part it was just additional camera angles for things that were in the movie. It seems they kept all of the really good stuff for Jackass 3.5. In the end, the movie is great and I'd give it 5 stars.I feel they really messed up the blu-ray release and it's 2 stars at best in my book.

2012-05-11 20:41:46

Used disc buyers - stripped rental warning

The studio gives the middle finger to consumers by releasing a "rental only" verison of this Blu-Ray which is completely stripped of all bonus features, and only features the theatrical version of the film.If you are buying the disc used, I would assume it to be one of these stripped rental discs unless explicity stated otherwise.

bgaccardo 2012-05-11 06:04:13

Gross, Crude, Appalling, Dangerous........and Hysterical

This movie is great. The jackass team re-unites for what seems to bethe last one in the series. They are getting older, and after seeingthis movie, I'm surprised they are still in somewhat good health. Youwill laugh, cringe, and stare in awe at the spectacle that is Jackass3D.Well first off, its exactly what you would expect. No story, juststunts and pranks, all in slow-motion 3D. There are some hilariouspranks and stunts (midget bar fight) and some disgusting ones (PoopCocktail Supreme). Knoxville, Lacy, Bam, Wee-man, Steve-O, Pontius,Jonze and Dunn are all back and better than ever.For those who are weary about seeing it in 2D or 3D, its kinda hit andmiss. Some stunts are great for 3D (especially the conclusion andbee-ball tether ball) and others do nothing to aid it. If you were tosee it 2D, then your not missing anything. If you see it in 3D, thenthe extra 5 bucks will be worth it.I don't have many complaints about the movie. The slow-mo may have beenused a little too often, there is a little too much male nudity in myopinion, and some stunts are just flat out gross (Poop Geysers).Overall, this movie is great. Its appalling, its crude, its grotesqueand most off all, it will have you peeing your pants.Rating: 9/10

2012-05-09 19:13:35

Scatological Genius

I gotta rate this as NC-17 but I laughed my A off .. I will NEVER be able to view a train set, port-a-potty, or a dozen other things again without laughing. I can't wait for #4

Andrew Estes 2012-05-09 10:10:44

Warning: Complete and Utter Dumb Fun.

As the great Mike Patton once sang: "It's always funny until someonegets hurt, and then it's just hilarious!" These appear to be words tolive by for the "Jackass" crew, who are back for a third round ofshenanigans in "Jackass 3D." The guys that hurt themselves for laughsso you don't have to are back in full form and if you think age hastempered their appetite for danger and potty-humor, then you are sorelymistaken.Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Wee Man, PrestonLacy, Chris Pontius, Dave England, Ehren McGhehey -- all the names andfaces you've come to know over the years -- make their return (with afew stragglers left behind, naturally) to the feature-length filmformat to abuse 3D technology in ways that would infuriate JamesCameron. Flying feces? Check. Unnecessarily exposed male genitalia?Check. The ever-reliable vomiting of a now-sober Steve-O? You bet. Ifyou thought the envelope had been pushed as far as it would go before,think again. This "Jackass" is a full three dimensions of dumb anddisgusting.Tastelessness aside, there's something both cinematic and slightlysentimental about this installment. Maybe it's all the slow-motionshots and Rocky references, but for the first time it appears as ifdirector Jeff Tremaine is taking his craft a bit more seriously. Theover-the-top opening and closing of the movie are nothing short of epic(at least by MTV standards) and if anything, it's the finest looking"Jackass" to date. Likewise, the cast seems to be stepping it up anotch; not only are they going to the extreme here, but they seem to beenjoying it more than ever. The film just so happens to mark thetenth-year anniversary of the franchise, so it's no coincidence thatthe sense of camaraderie is tighter than before. For the first time, itappears as though the guys are having as much fun laughing atthemselves as we are.There are plenty of memorable stunts -- from an updated porto-potty gagdubbed "The Poo-Cocktail Supreme" to a stinker of a man-made volcanoand a scene involving bees that rivals the hilariousness of Nic Cage inthe infamous The Wicker Man remake -- and just as many laughs to goaround. Cameos from the likes of Sean William Scott, Weezer, RipTaylor, and Beavis and Butt-Head are along for the ride, but the truestars remain the main crew and their non-stop disregard for their ownwell-being. Dumb and reckless, yet unrelentingly amusing, this thirdinstallment in the unlikely franchise is guaranteed to have yougiggling mindlessly while simultaneously squirming in your seat.

Sci-Fi-Man 2012-04-29 22:07:40

Everythign that is wrong with America, some truly sick stuff.

For a detailed review that spells out the horrors of this poop andvomit filled "movie", go here: http://tiny.cc/m73b1 -- Read that reviewand hopefully save yourself the psychological damage of watching thisgarbage. Even in my hardest partying college days, I cannot imaginethat I would enjoy this level of toilet humor. If you think you aregoing to see some idiots in shopping carts crashing into each other,think again. Instead you will find a movie that involves feces over andover again, as these morons try and gross each other (and you) out sobad that everyone throws up. I just read this movie made $20 million inone day, I am once again embarrassed to be an American.

2012-04-29 08:30:37

Why would the studios do this in anaglyph?

Is this some kind of joke? Who makes anaglyph? We spend thousands to buy 3D ready tvs and they shell out this garbage.cmon guys give us a 3d bluray movie like everyone else. Stop messing about. or could we be part of on of there stunts

The_Light_Triton 2012-04-27 04:13:27

How these guys keep coming back...

In Comparison to other comedies, this film outdoes nearly all of themfor laughs. it's like watching an adult version of America's funniesthome videos, and knowing the result every time and laughing even beforesomeone reaches for their family jewels.The boys are back for one last round (I think) and are putting outbetter than before. Johnny Knoxville goes butt-first against a dog (thestill is on this page) Bam Margera Faces his fear of snakes (eventhough he really didn't want to) Steve-o took a ride in a porta-potty,Chris Pontius Tied a toy Helicopter to his Penis and let the choppergo. Dave England created a poo volcano, and Danger Erhen Went to thedentist. The Dentist being Bam Margera and his $250,000 Lamborghini.This movie was totally worth the 12.50 I paid to see it. The 3-dgimmick was cool like always, and it totally lived up to the hype.unfortunately, the boys are ageing (you can already see it in johnny'sface) but they love each other like brothers, and they will always bejackasses, no matter how many times they try to kill each other.10/10. I'm buying this when it comes out.

2012-04-26 09:50:28

Very Funny!!!

The Jackass gang are back with a vengeance! Part 3 is just as silly, crazy, disturbing, hilarious, gross, and disgusting as the first two. As usual, they perform ridiculous stunts and prank each other and anybody who happens to be near them. I would definitely recommend JACKASS 3D!!!

2012-04-24 04:06:21

Delivers the goods

Johnny Knoxville and his whole of deviants are back in Jackass 3-D. I saw this at a screening last night. Screenings for the movie have been going since August. The audience I saw it with loved it, I loved it. If you've seen the other Jackass movies, you know what to expect. There's never a dull moment here. They did actually besides the groan inducing stunts actually did a lot more comedy gags than I expected (like the fat guy, slim guy bit).The stunts were good. They were all rude, crude, and painful. The 3-D glasses were good. My favorites of the top of my head were "Electric Avenue", duck hunt bit, "Poop Cocktail Supreme", and "Ram Jam". Other funny stunts where the one with Johnny playing a senior citizen (done before yes but still funny), the "Jet Ski" stunt, "Sweat cocktail", and stunts with bees. There's even one stunt with Dudesons.As with other Jackass movies, at the end we get the outtakes and a montage of pics. One of the guys said this would be their last movie together, but I wouldn't be surprised if the guys come back for another one. They always come energized to do their stunts and while all of them have aged, they are having at it.Dvd is sure to come with extra scenes. Jackass 3-D a fun watch.

2012-04-23 17:36:19

NOT the best Jackass at all.

As an underage viewer the first time round on the MTV series way backwhen, I was smiling and happy beyond belief in the sheer delight ofseeing the (censored) stunts and pranks of these delightful people, whowere just so funny.Now, I am no longer 11 and 21, and old enough for the target audienceof this movie. I have watched every single Jackass thing ever, andwithout a doubt this is the most uninspired, dull, staged and cringeworthy of anything they have ever made.Back in the MTV days they made a TV Special where they participated inthe Gumball 300 rally and this proved that Jackass could beentertaining, witty and funny without relying on toilet jokes and crudehumour. The best thing about the TV show in general was seeing peoplehurt themselves for the first time ever on TV, it was refreshing andgreat and most of all, the explicit bits were censored so we didn'treally get a grasp of how gruesome the things they were doing actuallywere.___________ SPOILER ALERT ________________Now what this movie has here is an uncensored UN funny mess of a movie.Every single 'prank' or 'skit,' relies heavily on nudity/sh*t/pee/grossout humour. This is not the Jackass we fell in love with. When they arenot pooping on each other , peeing on each other ( also on themselvesin the air plane scene,) or drinking each others sweat, everything inbetween is staged, not as daring as anything in the TV show, and dulleddown because of the casts ages. _______ END OF SPOILER _____I remember a time when I could watch them skating, push each other overin shopping carts and that would be enough. The first movie was morelike the TV show, and I enjoyed that much more than this. Theimagination is gone, The creativity is gone, and most of all, the funhas gone.Not worth watching, watch the first 2 not this one.

2012-04-22 19:31:42

This is totally misleading: JACKASS 3D

Just to highlight that bluray 3D movies collectors' brain are up there and not down in the ASS. Amazon should create a new cat solely for ACTUAL BLURAY 3D PRODUCTIONS that requires our EXPENSIVE 3D TV and GLASSES for viewing.

2012-04-22 11:22:05

Decent Movie

The 2 main problems with this movie are that: 1. It attempts to cash in on the current 3D fad by assuming that this format will add to the quality of the movie, and 2. The jokes and stunts in this movie aren't as good as in the first 2 movies. I barely laughed at anything, both in the theater and watching it at home. It's still worth getting, but I miss the practical jokes on unsuspecting innocent people, like golf course airhorn, and the butt x ray. Maybe after 10 years, the quality was bound to go down, but I'm confident they can recapture the original humor next time.