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2013-05-22 10:27:39

No Hills and no Hooters

This review is from: House on Hooter Hill (DVD) A typical adoloscent movie with lots of soft porn, big breated women in a very stupid plot. Noteably the women are smart, men dumb, saw most of this on FF.Guess there are better movies if we had a choice to buy from

billyrhino60 2013-05-21 21:13:21

The old chestnut about heirs following enigmatic clues to the fortune left by a murdered relative gets pneumatic enhancement

When I saw Jim Wynorski's name attached to this (even after reading theobvious plot-descriptive title), I knew what to expect: Well-endowed(understatement of the century) women scuttle about and struggle toemote in between shakily choreographed sex scenes. They fail, ofcourse, but acting talent isn't why you watch a film with this title.What you do watch it for there is plenty of. The film starts offpromisingly (sort of), then degenerates into the standard Skinemaxformula. No one person sticks out (sorry) in the cast, so charactersbecame pretty interchangeable. Zero heat was generated by the stars,mostly due to idiotic facial expressions, wooden delivery, and theleast appropriate soundtrack blaring over the 'love' scenes (It's the21st century people! Ditch the synthesizers!).The one good thing I can say about this film is that they chose a nicelocale. Doubtless the rent on the property they shot the entire flickon ate up the lion's share of the budget. They certainly didn't spendit on acting lessons or a script doctor.