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Todd Anthony 2012-05-23 12:41:43

A scarily stupid mix of Flashdance superficiality and small-town-girl-conquers-the-music-biz cliches.

2012-05-23 00:34:29

High Energy!

This fast paced movie, with a definite wild side, will have you stomping your feet in no time. While it tends to lack in its story line, it will keep you entertained with its high-energy bar scenes. Lovable John Goodman rounds out the cast of beautiful woman and one incredible Aussie, making this a fairly enjoyable movie. If you seek depth, you're looking in the wrong place. Coyote Ugly is pure fluff with just a bit of romance and a little starving artist appeal.

monsterbug 2012-05-22 10:14:23

A true waste of time!

Dear Jerry!I used to be one of your most arduous admirers.Unfortunately, you seem to have changed considerably since your longtimecompanion Don Simpson died in 1996.I can´t help but get the impression that he´s the one who did all thecreative work in your production company.Let´s face it: it was all downhill after the ground-breaking smash hit "TheRock".Now, "Con Air" still had some of the charm that I like the most about yourfilms.But don´t even mention "Armageddon" or "Gone in 60 seconds"!These films are simply a waste of time!Even though they could have been a lot better!Oh, I almost forgot: I really liked "Enemy of the state", that was a trulythrilling roller coaster ride.Do me a favor, will you? Please stay away from these movies that deal withwomen and their strive to success!They´re shallow and sexist..."Coyote Ugly" is simply the worst film I´ve seen in years!It´s beaten only by Madonna´s disaster movie "The Next bestThing".You can do better, I know that for a fact!All the best.Jake.

meeza 2012-05-21 21:06:46

Wild and Funtastic!

`Howl! At The Screen' and believe me you will when you see the sexybartenders of `Coyote Ugly.' This feel-good movie is about a beautifulstruggling songwriter who goes to New York for fame & fortune and ends upbeing a karaoke-dancer bartender in a very upbeat sexy bar called `CoyoteUgly.' The bar girls in `Coyote Ugly' dance and sing near-naked on barstands to very upbeat 80's music while they shower their patrons withsprinkles of Jack, drops of Cuervo, and showers of Comfort. Ok! Stopdaydreaming! And read the rest! Even though it does not have someintellectual screenplay or strategic direction, the film does have the rightformula to be one of the best films of the year. If you don't know what itis, just read the review again and focus on the words `near-naked' , `jack', `cuervo' and `comfort.' Case closed!***** Excellent

jkeay 2012-05-17 11:16:28

I would like a refund and an apology for this movie.

This movie is another fine example of what Jerry Bruckheimer, since about1997, seems to be best at--hyping up a movie a year before its release andnot coming through with a quality movie. I'm no film critic, but thismoviewas as predictable as they come. Every attempt at a joke, every attempt atatouching moment, and the pitiful attempt at a love story, was exactly whatIwas predicting in my mind. Do yourself a favor and save your money on thisone.

2012-05-17 06:32:14

Dont make me laugh, no really dont bother.

I was forced to watch this film with my girlfirend. I admit to being a film snob, and ask alot of the film i watch. But when it comes to mindless Buckhiemer stuff i really dont mind them. Then i saw this. Badly acted, scripted and directed. This film represents the kind of mindless stagnation that hollywood seems intent on sticking with. Films like this are a disease on what sould be and is ( sometimes) one of the most creative and efective media forms of the modern day. Please for your own sanity dont bother.

Kristy Harris 2012-05-11 22:55:22

Awesome movie! Great music, moves, and cloths!

I loved this movie because it had a great plot, not just T & A flashing allover the place. The acting was great, I personally would love to have acombination of Lil and Racheals' adittudes and personality. Myselfpersonally i have wanted to be a dancer for 14 years and this movie helpedme to believe it could happen! They had killer dance music, great moves,andan awesome wardrobe. I think they chose the perfect actors and actressesforevery character perfectly. The movie also shows you what the real world islike (well, except we can't all get lucky and walk into a club and find acompletee hottie, who also happens to be a nice guy). All in all this isoneof the best movies i've seen in a long time!

2012-05-11 00:54:26

Any Way But Wrong!

Well, at the beginning of the movie I thought what is going to be so good about girls on top of the bar dancing, which I might add is one of the reasons I didn't go and see it with my boyfriend. But as I started watching it I loved it I just wanted to get up and dance along with Jersey and all of the other girls. Kevin was a hottie and I felt so bad when we found out that he didn't have a home and had to be moving around every 2 yrs. The music was great and after the second time watching it I felt that I knew all the words.I loved it and am looking foward to getting the soundtrack when I get my money from working. Well Thanks so much for listening and I hope to see a sequil. Sincerely

2012-05-10 05:18:16

Lots of Fun!

This movie is just plain fun. The main story line is about a small town girl named Violet, who wants to be a songwriter. She moves to New York for her dream to become a songwriter, she gets robbed and becomes desperate and gets job in a bar "Coyote Ugly" because she wants to make it on her own. Has sexy girls dancing on the bar and songs that make you want to buy the sound track. This movie is a hidden chick flick for guys. Everyone should enjoy this movie. I highly recommend it!

2012-05-09 18:37:24

Awesome Movie!

I think this movie is sooo good. It probably shouldn't be watched by children under 10 because the girl works at a bar and does dirty dancing, there also is a sex like scene.

Cat-176 2012-05-01 10:35:27

Older Teen Flick

This movie is cool. In addition to flying beer bottles, there is a plot.It's about Violet Sanford, a small town girl who wants to sell her songsinthe big city. She doesn't want to sing them, she has stage fright. Butwhen a robbery leaves her broke, without a job, and without prospects inthebig city, she gets a job as sassy, spunky Jersey, a barkeep at the trendyCoyote Ugly. Will she give up her dreams for a little adrenaline-lacedbottle-flipping? Or will her new job give her the confidence she needs tosucceed?

2012-04-30 22:43:48

Another tax-loss movie?

You know you're watching a bad movie when your partner leans over to you and, without ever having seen the movie before, outlines the plot in detail, including accurate descriptions of most of the scenes to follow minutes after the opening credits have run.What on earth was Bruckheimer thinkning when he made this? I can only assume he had a contract with the studio to produce a certain number of movies and this was one of his 'fillers'.An unlikely plot to say the least, the acting was substandard and John Goodman, usually a decent actor, looked embarassed to be associated with this, seemingly hanging about in scenes waiting for his check to clear before he could leave. I've no doubt this movie earns at least 4 stars from many people who use this site; the teenage girl and mid 20's male I'm sure think this is an 'awesome' movie. Utter dross; Hollywood really needs a fresh injection of writing talent.

2012-04-29 00:44:38

fun sexy entertainment

This review is from: Coyote Ugly (Theatrical + Unrated Edition) [Blu-ray] (Blu-ray) hunks with accents, girls with short shorts, music to rock to and a love story too. what more do u want from a movie?

2012-04-28 13:23:33

Coyote Aint So Ugly

Thsi movie delivers with a little of everything, action, romance, and a little something extra for the guys. Violet, a little town girl, has roamed into the big city in search of her dream. To be a professional songwriter. The only way to make the money she needs to support herself she has to get from dancing on a bear at a local pub, or so it seems. You should see this movie if your looking for a love story, a little fun for the guys, or a laugh out loud riot, in all i give this flick 4 stars for greatness.

2012-04-23 09:40:59

If only I could convince my wife

I was forced to watch this movie with my wife, who insisted we rent it. Normally, we agree on the movies we watch and the ones she forces down my throat are never as bad as I thought they were going to be. This movie changed all of these notions.It starts off like another "Flashdance," which was a decent movie. But then it becomes a long music video, with dialogue thrown in to keep you from falling asleep.Well, it didn't work for me. Even the brilliant John Goodman could not save this movie. Nothing but T & A for the teeny bopper crowd.

grga 2012-04-22 14:59:23

Take it easy

The girls are so great in this movie, that nothing else matter!!!Boys, ithink every one should see this, but...your girlfriends are notappropriatecompany to watch!!!OK the movie should be another boring romantic comedy,but these girls!!! I have never seen 5 so beautiful girls in one movie!!!They are just gorgeous!!

2012-04-21 07:24:27

i hated this movie

I had the misfortune of paying my hard earned allowance on this movie. It was so pitiful I had to walk out before the half way point. How did I know it was the half way point? Easy I was checking my watch every 2 minutes. The plot was so thin and cliched...Oooh I wonder if she is gonna make it as a star? .... It was horrible, it was a waste of money and resources, if you want to save the environment, make sure movies like these don't get made. There are no redeeming qualities to this movie, if you want a good romantic story this is not the place to find it. There are so many other good movies for you to watch. I don't have a personal thing about it, but it upset me so much I had to tell the world. Please, please, please don't watch this movie and if you know someone who liked this trash then slap them upside their head, they deserve it and perhaps need some kind of shock therapy as well.

2012-04-20 19:28:52

Great movie...this girls is going to be one of the best!

Yes, one can say that the story is a little lame...however, Piper transforms it into a great movie: how, you may ask...well, easy: by giving us a great performance (really really good one, I think)...I hadn't seen her before, but I can assure you all that in the future I will pay attention and look for her name (in the actors list): is it's in it, then I'll surelly see the movie! So, I'll just wrap it up by saying that coyote ugly is a good funny movie. If you don't believe me, just watch it, will you?

2012-04-15 12:57:37

Pretty Girls with a thin plot

The movie stars Piper Perabo who is a very likeable actress. The only problem is that she is stuck with boring dialog and a weak plot. If you are going to make a movie about a crazy bar and the lifestyle of a young bartender in New York City why would you make it PG-13. How wild and crazy can you get. Its kind of ironic that the cover of this movie reminds me of a Spice Girls poster. Stay away from this one if you have any interest in a plot and charachters.

Jeff Warren 2012-04-14 19:04:15

Top Nomination for Sleeper of the Year

This movie was not what I expected. The trailers tell you very little aboutwhat the movie is about. Do you remember the movie "Cocktails" with Tom Cruise. This movie fallsinto that category. There is a good story built around abar.This movie kept me interested. Though some plot lines were obvious as towhat would happen next, I kept watching hoping that theywould.The file showcases a female lead who will probably be billed as the nextJulia Roberts or Gina Davis. She actually resembles both of them fromdifferent angles.Good movie.